SATURGAY!

Good morning Saturgay! Uh. still having my blah moments. Come to think of it maybe... It has something to do with my PMS. I dunno, I haven't got my period for like 2 months now... OMFG! Am I pregnant?




NOT.

I dont have any proof for it anyway. I mean I dont have boyfriend. GAY!




Uh....Saturday really spells GAY to me because I have nothing do except to chat with random people.GAY. Look at myself in the mirror and complain how fat I've become each passing day. GAY. Watch Gossip Girl in YouTube. GAY. Ask money from my dad to buy some cup of coffee. GAY. Read Anne Rice's "The Vampire Lestat" book. GAY. Alone with my yaya. GAY. Be like me. GAY!


Here's what more GAY...


Crying over Toshiya Yokoyama.
[Dont know him? You dont need to know!]

wanna see why it's so GAY?

Here's the reason...



It's PRETTY stupid right? I'm crying because he's just so darn PRETTY to look at. PRETTY realizing how PRETTY those every words he says which can probably be turn out into PRETTY lies... Dude, Man, Pare, Chong, I DONT NEED PROMISES! I NEED PROOFS! Is that really you? Are you really coming here? When? After Prom? OR NOT FOR EVER! You know what? I dont wanna wish or hope anymore. I'm sick and tired of those dipshits. I know it's really PRETTY stupid to like trust you at the very first place. Coz 1.) you're a total stranger 2.) you're I dunno 3.) PRETTY coz I believe looks can be deceiving...

Well sorry for not stopping on how I feel for you "Dude". It's just so crap... I mean like I thought you have everything I want in a guy. You have that personality that stands out! Those flaws...it's just so ironic, instead of hating you for being so delinquently like or stubborn or whatevs, it always make me drawn more close to you... But you know its a big dipshit right? Coz whatever I do, Whatever progress the feelings I had for you. You just wont mind, You just wont listen, You just wont CARE! so it's a big dipshit right? SO BIG! That it can make a run for Pamela Anderson's money for making another BREAST AUGMENTATION! And we both know you wanna play with my feelings right? So yeah..LET'S! tell you what. YOU WON a*hole! YOU WON! Happy? You won for letting me fall for you each passion moment. I'm sorry. I shouldnt be decieve with that should I? but you know you;d be happy if you know someone is crazy about you. Do you? Well guess what. My crazy days just ended! I lose! I give up to that! You fucking hurt my feelings PARE! AND I know you wont even care. How's that? Give some credit to me naman for being your spokeperson. no?



UHHH YOU DAMN A*HOLE!


That's why I'm never interested in dating. Guys would do anything. LIE,LIE,LIE, o that they'd feel for the first time they are "attractive" how sick! that's gay!

But there's more gay-er to that!



Dont recognize him?






When I was just 5 I HONESTLY THOUGHT he was a transexual MAN! I swear to God that woman has penis!

Wait. here's a more serious one. LOVE THIS MAN and the world will LOVE you back! Meet the new hero of fashion world:




BRYANBOY spells LOVE